Your month of birth determines your Christmas gift: January: An orange; February: A Labrador; March: Cheesecake; April: A prison sentence; May: An engagement ring; June: Nothing; July: A slice of pizza; August: A trip to the Bahamas; September: A new car; October: A lump of coal; November: Wine; December: Nothing.
Your birth month is what you’re getting for Christmas
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