A young woman with blonde hair attended confession and informed the priest, “I am expecting a child.” The priest inquired, “How did this come to be, my child?” She responded, “I believe it must be the second coming.” The priest, taken aback by her statement, asked, “What leads you to believe it is the second coming?” She replied, “Because I swallowed the first one, father.”
Confession Takes a Surprising Turn
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